One day he comes home to find her passed out on the floor. He calls 911, the paramedics come and pick her up and take her to the hospital.
The guy goes to the hospital and is in the waiting room when the doctor comes out.
The doctor says, “Well, I have some good news and some bad news.”
The guy says, “Alright, give me the bad news first.”
The doctor says, “Your mother in law is not going to die. She had a massive stroke, but she is probably going to live another 20-30 years. The problem is the stroke has rendered her unable to speak. She just makes this horrible screeching noise like a parrot now. It has also disabled her ability to use her arms. For the next 20-30 years you are going to have to feed her baby food 3 times a day. Also, its mad her incontinent, so you’re going to have to change her diapers and clean her up every single day for the next 20-30 years.”
“Oh my god”, the guy said. “Whats the good news?”